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My nutty old Aunt Norah, once knitted me a hat,
It would have fitted perfectly, had my head been large and flat.
It should have hid my ‘outy’ ears, that Auntie did detest,
But they broke free, almost with glee, and travelled east and west
My nutty old Aunt Norah, once knitted me a jumper:
Three-sleeved and adorned with, a rather drop-stitched ‘Thumper’.
She knew I hated rabbits and thought it was a laugh,
To Disney-decorate this knit and make me look quite daft.
My nutty old Aunt Norah, once knitted me a coat,
Instead of using wool this time, she used hair from a goat.
And every time I wore it, people said I stank,
I felt the shame, but took the blame, tho' Auntie was to thank.
My nutty old Aunt Norah, once knitted me some pants,
And prior to presenting them, smeared them with jam and ants,
I wore them once to show her – did not want to offend,
And fixed a smile, but for a while, ants filed up my rear end!
My nutty old Aunt Norah, once knitted me a shroud!
I rather think she hated me, she said I was too loud.
‘Children should be seen,’ she said, ‘But never ever heard!’
But the abatement in this statement verged on stupid and absurd.
My nutty old Aunt Norah, passed away the other day,
I viewed her in her front room, in the coffin where she lay.
She looked quite smug, arms folded, across her droopy tits,
But gave a frown as I looked down, returning all her knits.
The jumper, hat, coat and shroud, now with stitches loosed.
The ant-filled pants, still slightly jammed, so cruelly produced.
All thrown in Aunt’s coffin; it was the last time that I saw her.
I felt no grief, just vast relief: no more knitting from Aunt Norah!
It would have fitted perfectly, had my head been large and flat.
It should have hid my ‘outy’ ears, that Auntie did detest,
But they broke free, almost with glee, and travelled east and west
My nutty old Aunt Norah, once knitted me a jumper:
Three-sleeved and adorned with, a rather drop-stitched ‘Thumper’.
She knew I hated rabbits and thought it was a laugh,
To Disney-decorate this knit and make me look quite daft.
My nutty old Aunt Norah, once knitted me a coat,
Instead of using wool this time, she used hair from a goat.
And every time I wore it, people said I stank,
I felt the shame, but took the blame, tho' Auntie was to thank.
My nutty old Aunt Norah, once knitted me some pants,
And prior to presenting them, smeared them with jam and ants,
I wore them once to show her – did not want to offend,
And fixed a smile, but for a while, ants filed up my rear end!
My nutty old Aunt Norah, once knitted me a shroud!
I rather think she hated me, she said I was too loud.
‘Children should be seen,’ she said, ‘But never ever heard!’
But the abatement in this statement verged on stupid and absurd.
My nutty old Aunt Norah, passed away the other day,
I viewed her in her front room, in the coffin where she lay.
She looked quite smug, arms folded, across her droopy tits,
But gave a frown as I looked down, returning all her knits.
The jumper, hat, coat and shroud, now with stitches loosed.
The ant-filled pants, still slightly jammed, so cruelly produced.
All thrown in Aunt’s coffin; it was the last time that I saw her.
I felt no grief, just vast relief: no more knitting from Aunt Norah!
Literature
The picture on the pedestal
The picture on the pedestal
"Its so beautiful"
they always say
the picture of us
as we fell
so very far astray,
sometimes I wonder
what they see
if we look so far away
somewhere where "Its so beautiful"
could always be used
to fill the empty space,
I don't remember it
and nothing else
no other breath of that place
instead only the memory
of a long day
filled with quiet tears,
both of us
looking only at the ground
in abstract fears
of what we might find
in our eyes
in the setting behind
so instead
we look away
looking to find
something in the camera
rather than each other
and in some cowardly lull
we sat together
to get the picture
that's alwa
Literature
I wanted to grow old with you
I wanted to grow old with you:
turn grey and fade away, subdued.
To walk with you through all the years
and face, as one, our darkest fears.
We'd burn too brightly for this Earth
and share in sorrow and in mirth;
to each the other's soul would bare
and twice the love, at once, declare.
For each would know the other's mind
and there a perfect solace find;
we would be two, though as one known –
discrete though merged & mingled grown.
I wanted to grow old, it's true:
turn grey and fade to dust with you.
Literature
everglade child
you told me you were more of a dreamer
and i think that's overrated like stardust
and bones and bullshit poetry trite cliches
that linger like oh, yeah, cigarette smoke.
i think it's overrated like grammar
proper ideal and break line dyslexia
and megalodon comparisons of sharp
(dis)order swimming in the ocean
of your atlantic lungs and pacific tongue.
pacifism and eroticism and are bad mixes
when you're a passive-aggressive lover
in waves and spikes
of shark teeth and moist shores.
most norms call for yes or no,
not i guess and perhaps,
because hesitance is fear
and that is absolute weakness.
or weakness without absolution.
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THIS IS AWESOME! xD What a cracking piece!!! It's such a refreshing tale and is wonderful, funny and exciting to read.